Recycling For A Reward
People are lazy. That is a fact that you can use freely and tell everyone but you wont because, well, your to lazy to bother doing that. Don’t worry I’m lazy as well I cnt evn b bthrd 2 rght fll wrds and it took me about 3 hours to write the last two sentences.
To make people do something you have to give them some kind of reward and that is exactly what those Tory people are up to. People will be able to earn £130 worth of M&S vouchers if they do all of their recycling properly. It is currently in practice in Windsor and Maidenhead where conservative MP’s are in power and they say the scheme will be rolled out accross the UK if they come into power.
Excellent, I was not going to vote for them at all but now I can get £130 worth of M&S vouchers it seems pretty obvious that I should. lets ignore the fact that if I voted for them purely to get moneys then they are technically paying for my vote and concentrate on just what marvellous things I could buy with the vouchers.
I could make an aladdins cave of lingerie like the transvestite lingerie thief, buy one of the dresses that Samantha Cameron amazed everyone with, get everyone drunk on the alcohol in Christmas hampers or alternatively I could sell them and buy 130 things from Poundland.
Shadow Chancellor George Osborne said of the scheme
“I want a Conservative Treasury to be in lead of developing the low carbon economy and financing a green recovery.For I see in this green recovery not just the fight against climate change, but the fight for jobs, the fight for new industry, the fight for lower family energy bills and the fight for less wasteful government.”
A green Conservative party eh? So what will the actual Green Party do…
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