Perverts Defends Himself Saying Its All Just A Load Of Shit
The Sun really do cover the best ‘news’ stories. Today they have a story about a ‘pervert’ who has been jailed for charges of burglary and arson, after starting a fire at a farm because he was in a bad mood. Why was in he in a bad mood I hear you ask, well it would seem he couldn’t get his normal sexual pleasures that night like he did most other nights. Wait? sexual pleasures on a farm? Don’t worry though it has nothing to do with bestiality, its much much more normal than that…It involves coprophilia. The sexual fetish involving poo. The Sun reports it in such a glamorous way I think it best if I just quote how he was caught and what he was doing.
Weird David Truscott, 40, broke into a farm and covered himself in animal waste.
He then climbed into the spreader vehicle – and was found wearing rubber gloves and playing in the slurry for “sexual reasons”. Truscott, of Camborne, Cornwall, was jailed for 16 weeks after admitting harassment.
And then it goes on to say
the farmer came across a trough filled with dung and tissues scattered around. He then saw two hand prints and a “bottom print” where manure had been. Police who searched Truscott’s home found 360 pairs of women’s knickers and containers of liquid sludge and hard mud.
He was jailed for three years for burglary and arson after causing a blaze at the farm which killed a cow when he couldn’t find manure to pleasure himself in.
He would walk into the farm to roll in manure and perform sex acts on himself before washing in a cattle trough. Once he entered a milking parlour to use a roll of industrial toilet tissue. He had stripped to his pants and climbed into a manure vat.
Had to be in Cornwall didn’t it! 360 pairs of lingerie though, he only needs 5 more and he could have some for everyday of the year!
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