Teen Girl Who Had Botox On Holiday In Spain At 15

Somebody just sent me this story from The Sun (hey we all need to read something funny every now and again) about how young girls are getting Botox on a regular basis.

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One girl called Hannah Burge  got her first face injection when she was just 15 on holiday in Spain! Now I don’t know about you but when I go on holiday I normally check into my hotel, pick up my Spanish car hire (so erm a Seat…) and then go and have fun, go and see things, have a little relaxation and a swim down on the beach. You know normal things!

But car rental is obviously not on her or her mothers agenda as they are both busy getting a prick in their face together. This sounds insane for two reasons, one is that Botox is for wrinkles, how many wrinkly 15 year olds do you ever see? A girl of that age wanting Botox, or B as the cool kids seem to be saying, is like wanting a boob job when you already have boobs so big you have bad back problems.

The second is what I would imagine most parents would say and that is, what sort of a mother would allow her 15 year old daughter to do this. The answer here is pretty straight forward, her mum is Sarah Burge, who “has herself spent more than £500,000 on plastic surgery and became known as the UK’s Human Barbie.” She now considers herself an expert at giving Botox and gives her daughter the injections herself. Fantastic.

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Hannah is now 16 and has had two more Botox injections since, obviously to hide the stress lines she is getting from taking her GCSE’s. Now far from me to judge, they can do whatever they want when they are of a suitable age and if they feel that they really need to make themselves look pretty stupid and plastic then they can go ahead. I do however think that there needs to be some sort of regulation in place as it is currently self-regulated and that is how Sarah Burge manages to call herself an ‘expert’ and inject her very young daughter. If you are not allowed to get a tattoo until you are 18, I think the same thing should be true of this.

Retro Windows 7 PC

philco Retro Windows 7 PC

Some rather wonderful designery types called Schultzeworks have gone and made quite possibly the most awesome looking PC ever. Yes even better than the original stalk neck iMacs! Designed with its main inspiration coming from the 1950’s Philco Predicta it has some amazing details like the chunky control features and typewriter style keyboard and also has the computer hardware to back it up capable of running Windows 7.

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The only problem is at the moment it is just a 3d rendering and it hasn’t been put into production yet, so if you want one as bad as I do, a massive raid on the savings might be in order to ever see one in the flesh.

You can however watch this little video they have made for it.

Philco PC from Dave Schultze on Vimeo.

Frank Lampard’s Ex Elen Rivas Unveils Magic Lingerie

Frank Lampard’s ex seems to be doing all right in her new mode as lingerie model for Diamond Boutique for Tesco by unveiling the worlds first anti gravity bra! Now I have seen spectacular lingerie before (weyhey!) but never have I seen something that can be changed without you moving a single muscle before.

You see it is one of the fancy pieces of lingerie that is designed to fit perfectly under all your different dresses with a multi configurational strappage system but what is amazing is if you look at the pictures below you will notice how in the forward facing poses she is in the EXACT same position every time… I’m also pretty amazed at how the cups manage to stay up that well when they are not actually being held by a strap. For that to happen they must either defy gravity with magic or be really, really tight.

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I reckon maybe she shops at the same place where you can buy dresses like this which floats in a filled out position all by itself. Sometimes I forget what a great world we live in.

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