Mainly I just want to live next door to the MEN arena! Throughout April and May Peter Kay is doing all of his tour exclusively at the MEN arena and he is calling it ‘The Tour That Doesn’t Tour Tour’ on a 20 night run! I really love Peter Kay and I might have to splash out on flights to Manchester and a fancy B&B including one of them lovely full English Breakys that the north do so well.

So in celebration of the comic genius I think we should all watch this video of him!

Ok scratch all of what I just said! The Tour That Doesn’t Tour Tour is now touring! an extra 60 more nights, yes 60! Have been added so now I have no excuse not to see him!

Remember a while ago Megan Fox was given the job of being the new body of Emporio Armani lingerie? No? Well I think maybe you should look at this post about Megan Fox being sexy and then come back here to watch the new advert they have just released.

Yeah, so OK it is pretty boring but still, that’s probably the best acting Megan Fox has ever done. I’m not sure how they had her, lingerie and a video camera and came up with an advert that bad.

They need to take a leaf out of Agent Provocateur’s book and make adverts like the classic Kylie one or the new Valentines one with Rosie Huntington Whiteley in it. They are both mega ace!