Silent Star Wars
Epic in every way!
Epic in every way!
So in the never-ending meaning off life that is trying to impress girls I have found out that I need to find out what a daylily is because it would happen to be a somebody’s favourite type of flower. This is annoying on many levels to me, I have no clue about any kind of flowers, I know what basic flowers like roses look like but past that I wouldn’t know if I came across daylilies unless it was written in massive letters on them. Being the kind of guy I am as well I don’t want to walk into a shop and ask for them because of the fear that they are actually some kind of rare wild flower and not just normal fresh flowers and being laughed out of the door. Also do all girls have a favourite flower or is it just something they tell you to see how committed you are depending on if you remember or not?
Anyway being on the internet most of my life I obviously went to the most accurate and factual site on the whole web, wikipedia *cough* and it just confused me some more. The pictures looked pretty though so I just did some more image searches. Eventually I came across a site called pick-a-lily and I started looking through it and I can see why daylilies are somebodys favourite flower, they have awesome colours with a bit of a rough around the edge look to them.
Now I just need to find out where the person lives and convince them to sell me some!

On a night out when you may have had a few too many alcoholic beverages and been asked to leave your chosen drinking establishment you might just get up to a bit of mischief on your way home and if you are an Australian who walks home via a crocodile enclosure this could turn into quite a painful experience.
Michael Newman decided that it would be a great idea to break into a crocodile enclosure on his way home one night and try to ride a 16ft long crocodile named Fatso. This obviously didn’t work out to well for the intoxicated gentlemen and he got a fair amount of the skin on his leg munched by the giant croc, thankfully though the cooler nights had made the crocodile a bit more sluggish than normal and he managed to escape before he was a tasty man lunch.
Amazingly the BBC news article I saw this has a video of the guy talking about it…
What an absolute legend, every town needs to have a slightly mental drunk that will try to wrestle a crocodile. I think I might fly to Australia and start up a crocodile wrestling league with him. I can see it becoming a rich business!