I’m A Big Pimpin Gold Card Member!
So I recently set up a new non student bum savings account and I got the mountains upon mountains of complete nonsense that comes with setting up a new account through the post yesterday. Seriously I had three seperate letters (fair enough I guess they have to keep pins and cards separate) and a massive folder, all for one account when all I really needed was the cash card. The folder contained piles of terms and conditions booklets, leaflets trying to sell me more things and folder dividers and leaflets telling me how I can keep the folder forever to sort my receipts in (OMG WOW THATS SO COOL!) The only thing they are missing are hampers full of stuff I might actually want.
Overkill sounds like the word I think I’m looking for. It seems not everyone got the memo about global warming…
But on the plus side it would seem my new bank card is gold! I must be going up in the world because I thought gold cards were for rich people. I’ve already been flashing it around to everyone trying to do my best Snoop Dogg impressions. Maybe thats how they decide what your card looks like, when you go in to open the account the assistant decides what would suit your personality. She obviously thought I was quite posh, or a pimp. Which is stupid, everyone knows I’m a poor whore.
Btw, Thats not my actual card
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