Australian Drunk Crocodile Wrestling
On a night out when you may have had a few too many alcoholic beverages and been asked to leave your chosen drinking establishment you might just get up to a bit of mischief on your way home and if you are an Australian who walks home via a crocodile enclosure this could turn into quite a painful experience.
Michael Newman decided that it would be a great idea to break into a crocodile enclosure on his way home one night and try to ride a 16ft long crocodile named Fatso. This obviously didn’t work out to well for the intoxicated gentlemen and he got a fair amount of the skin on his leg munched by the giant croc, thankfully though the cooler nights had made the crocodile a bit more sluggish than normal and he managed to escape before he was a tasty man lunch.
Amazingly the BBC news article I saw this has a video of the guy talking about it…
What an absolute legend, every town needs to have a slightly mental drunk that will try to wrestle a crocodile. I think I might fly to Australia and start up a crocodile wrestling league with him. I can see it becoming a rich business!
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